I'll get the hang of this, really...

OK, well, once a week is certainly not going to keep anyone reading. I know this. And that assumes, of course, that anyone wanted to keep reading in the first place. So let's assume there's a million of you out there, my devoted fans. I'll try to write more often, daily even. Most of it won't be gems, but who knows? Maybe there will even be something worth reading now and again.